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The Walking Dead Season 3 Mega-Recap [Click to continue reading]
The Walking Dead Season 3 ‘Midseason Finale’ aired this week (aka, ‘The Walking Dead Give You A Two-Month Break So You Don’t Fall Way The Hell Behind When You’re Home With Your Parents’ Stupid DVR-less TVs Finale), so let’s take a moment to recap the shockingly eventful third season the only way any of us on the internet can tolerate: With a bunch of dumb Photoshops and some easily-ignorable words between them! 
Many spoilers below! [Keep Reading]

The Walking Dead Season 3 Mega-Recap [Click to continue reading]

The Walking Dead Season 3 ‘Midseason Finale’ aired this week (aka, ‘The Walking Dead Give You A Two-Month Break So You Don’t Fall Way The Hell Behind When You’re Home With Your Parents’ Stupid DVR-less TVs Finale), so let’s take a moment to recap the shockingly eventful third season the only way any of us on the internet can tolerate: With a bunch of dumb Photoshops and some easily-ignorable words between them! 

Many spoilers below! [Keep Reading]

Zombie Plumbing Company
Well, yes my pipes are fixed, but now there’s guts all over my bathroom floor. 

Zombie Plumbing Company

Well, yes my pipes are fixed, but now there’s guts all over my bathroom floor. 

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Black Friday Zombie Shopping Apocalypse

Those Walking Dead DVD sets are going to be so cheap

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Overly Attached Zombie 
She’ll eat your brains so you don’t have to think about other girls 

Overly Attached Zombie

She’ll eat your brains so you don’t have to think about other girls 

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The Zombie Apocalypse Song

It sounds like “brains,” but you know they’re yelling “encore.”

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Miami Zombie Prank

Yeah, it’s a terrible and mean idea, but at least it’s super dangerous.

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Zombie Apocalypse Science

Look on the bright side, if this happened, we wouldn’t have to watch Carl mess things up on “The Walking Dead” anymore.

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Snooty, Urbane Zombies Love “The Walking Dead”

"Brains. Brains. My goodness, Jeeves, this one tastes like it went to Dartmouth. Leave it for the dog."

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How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]
The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]

The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

In honor of tonight’s premiere, we humbly present this list:
10 Reasons The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl This Season.

Carl, stay in the house.
Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house
Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.



Please heard us spread the word for this important cause.

In honor of tonight’s premiere, we humbly present this list:

10 Reasons The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl This Season.

  1. Carl, stay in the house.
  2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house
  3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
  4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
  5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
  6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
  7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
  8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
  9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
  10. HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.

Please heard us spread the word for this important cause.

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A Song For The Walking Dead

Sometimes, you weigh your options and turn down the un-turn-downable.

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Walking Dead Mad Men

In time for tonight’s premiere, “Brains used to do all our thinking. Now it’s all we think about.” – Zomb Draper

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A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.

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A Song For The Walking Dead

Sometimes, you weigh your options and turn down the un-turn-downable.

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