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Do you think it’s only fair that there be a White History Month? Then we’ve got the soda for you!
Watch —> Kinda Racist? Try Diet Racism!
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go - nope, still not there.
The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.
The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.
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Celebrate National Dog Day by spreading awareness of “The Truth About Purebred Dogs.”
Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.
One of our favorite new interview series.
Watch —> Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts
Nick Offerman is a wise man that often contemplates life while gently stroking his mustache. Prepare to reevaluate everything you know in life as he rattles off some of the more genius musings found on Reddit’s r/showerthoughts thread.
Forget the big questions and revelations like “what happens after death?” and “1/5 of all people in the world are on social media,” Offerman’s digging up true mind blowers. Like the fact that your right hand has never touched your right elbow. *BOOM!*
Better check the back of your head, cuz it’s likely your mind was just blown out of it.
If Superheroes Were Hipsters
(Source: College Humor)
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College Humor takes on the Mystery of the Female Thigh Gap. This is worth a watch.
"It became a kind of mass cultural delusion, engaging in the idolatry of nothingness, uttering strange incantations like ‘dat gap’"
Drawblem Solvers is the Drawfee Channel advice show where Caldwell and Nathan draw the solutions to your problems. This week, they guide a fan on his journey to find the perfect cuss word to use against his own mother.
Horses are simultaneously the most majestic and weird looking creatures on the planet. On this episode of Draw Class, Caldwell and Nathan attempt to teach you how to draw these noble animals, if they can keep themselves from horsing around!
He’s got a license to kill within the agreed-upon multiplayer rules.