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Finish reading 7 Rejected Google Doodles

Every so often, Google redesigns its logo for a day in tribute to a person or moment in history. Today, we are privileged to present a few leaked Google Doodles (created by one of Google’s staff designers) that didn’t make it past the design phase. We have also obtained the original notes from Google’s art director, which have been included for the sake of journalistic accuracy.

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Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]

The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]
Damn you, Yahoo!

The Troll: Asteroids, NSA, and Taco Bell [Click for more]

Damn you, Yahoo!

IDIOTECH: Can you Google confusion?

When my mom wants to search for something on the internet, she goes to google.com, searches yahoo.com, clicks the link to yahoo, then searches things there. Her reason? “I just don’t understand how google works.” WTF.

The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]
Ken M. is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]

Ken M. is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn [Click for more]

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: January 3, 2013
Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

The Troll: January 3, 2013

Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.

How to be a Secret Agent
Step 1: Ask on Yahoo

How to be a Secret Agent

Step 1: Ask on Yahoo

My dad types any website he wants to go to in a search bar because he is convinced that if he types it into the URL bar he will get a virus. He also only uses Yahoo Search because he thinks that if he uses Google, Yahoo will know he is “cheating” on them and delete his account.

My parents were coming to visit me in Spain and my dad asked me if they had Yahoo over here in case he needed to check his email. I told him that www means “world wide web.”

My mom can get on the internet for hours at a time, but when she’s done, she backs out of it - clicks to go back one page, over and over, until she’s back at her Yahoo mail start page. I’ve told her she doesn’t have to do that but she insists on it.

My boss’ desk is right next to mine. She’s checking her facebook and says, “I don’t get what people are thinking on facebook.” I go, “what do you mean?” She says, “people sending me messages at all hours of the night, look at this one at 1:00 am!” I respond that, “well, they dont expect you to message them right back.” To which she responded, “yeah but my phone is beeping and waking me up.” I said, “you can turn that off you know.” She looked at me a little confused. I told her to get her daughter to do it when she got home that evening.

Convincing an Idiot That Goat Milk Can Remove a Tattoo
That’s why goats don’t have tattoos.

Convincing an Idiot That Goat Milk Can Remove a Tattoo

That’s why goats don’t have tattoos.

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Danielle, This is Your Father

Danielle, This is Your Father

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The Specific Ocean
Yahoo! Answers, where dumbasses meet smartasses.

The Specific Ocean

Yahoo! Answers, where dumbasses meet smartasses.

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