This guy’s never getting a job TO THE EXTREME.
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He can play faster, but there’s a 1 in 10 chance it’ll tear open a black hole and destroy the universe. So he only does it if a cute girl is watching.
(Source: College Humor)
This was followed by the world record for a school teacher scolding someone for throwing a paper plane.