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Love means never having to wear a fancy bra.

3 MORE differences between 1st Date vs. 21st 

Guy Leaves Finger indentations on Bicep and It’s Really Freaky [Click to animate]
Get lean. Get mean. Get disconcerting.

Guy Leaves Finger indentations on Bicep and It’s Really Freaky [Click to animate]

Get lean. Get mean. Get disconcerting.

(Source: reddit.com)

Check Out These Guys Wearing Dresses Made Out of Gym Shorts [Click for more]

Go from a casual fantasy football look to WERK IT BROTHER in three easy steps.

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level [Click for 4 MORE]

Working out is super boring and makes our bodies leak some sort of weird, clear pee, which is kind of cool but also weird and unpleasant. So to make exercising more fun, and to help you get that crazy ripped hot rod of a bod you’ve always dreamed of / had night terrors about, we’ve put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.

Batman May Be Skipping Leg Day
To the batmo-llyptical.

Batman May Be Skipping Leg Day

To the batmo-llyptical.

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Happy Birthday, Bench Press!
Feel the festive burn.

Happy Birthday, Bench Press!

Feel the festive burn.

(Source: izismile.com)

Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]
PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]

PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

7 years of bad reps! There’s really only one right way to work-out: Skyline Fitness style

7 years of bad reps! There’s really only one right way to work-out: Skyline Fitness style

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The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out
Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?
No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.
But it’s chocolate fudge!
Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.
I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.
Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?
…What?
Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?
Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?
No.
Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.
Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.…
Your shoulders.…
Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.
No problem. Hey, wait a second.
What’s wrong? Continue

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?

No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.

But it’s chocolate fudge!

Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.

I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.

Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?

…What?

Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?

Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?

No.

Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.

Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.

Your shoulders.

Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.

No problem. Hey, wait a second.

What’s wrong? Continue

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out
Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

(Source: rhyse.ca)

Cairn and Barren

It’s time to pump it up and get weird.

(Source: sextapecomedy.com)

People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]
They’re overrated and undersized.

People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]

They’re overrated and undersized.

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row

I’m too sexy for fitness 

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