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Happy Birthday, Bench Press!
Feel the festive burn.

Happy Birthday, Bench Press!

Feel the festive burn.

(Source: izismile.com)

Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]
PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

Every First Conversation with a Gym Trainer [Click to continue reading]

PUSH IT! PUSSSSH IT!

7 years of bad reps! There’s really only one right way to work-out: Skyline Fitness style

7 years of bad reps! There’s really only one right way to work-out: Skyline Fitness style

(Source: ohmygodwaytoolong)

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out
Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?
No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.
But it’s chocolate fudge!
Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.
I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.
Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?
…What?
Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?
Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?
No.
Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.
Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.…
Your shoulders.…
Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.
No problem. Hey, wait a second.
What’s wrong? Continue

The Beginner’s Guide To Working Out

Hello! I’ve recently noticed that I get extremely out of breath and sweaty while folding my laundry, so I’ve decided to join a gym. However, I’ve never really worked out before. Can you help me get started?

No problem! First things first: you’re going to want to stop eating that Pop-Tart.

But it’s chocolate fudge!

Just put it down for now. It will be here when you get back.

I don’t know. My roommate’s kind of a jerk.

Trust me. Now, what kind of exercise do you want to start with: aerobic or anaerobic?

…What?

Would you rather run for a really long time without ever actually going anywhere or pick up a bunch of heavy things and then almost immediately put them back down?

Oh! Hmm…those both sound pretty stupid. Are there any other options?

No.

Ok. Then I guess the heavy things one.

Great. Let’s start with your deltoids.

Your shoulders.

Just sit down at that black machine with all the leftover sweat on it.

No problem. Hey, wait a second.

What’s wrong? Continue

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out
Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

Lady Eats Ice Cream While Working Out

Its great if you want to change nothing about yourself 

(Source: rhyse.ca)

Cairn and Barren

It’s time to pump it up and get weird.

(Source: sextapecomedy.com)

People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]
They’re overrated and undersized.

People Who Skipped Leg Day [Click for full gallery]

They’re overrated and undersized.

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Forgot to go to the gym today… Guess that makes 4 months in a row

I’m too sexy for fitness 

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Woman May Not Be Able to Get Off Exercise Machine
I’ve made a huge mistake.

Woman May Not Be Able to Get Off Exercise Machine

I’ve made a huge mistake.

(Source: theclearlydope)

Bodybuilding Troll
He flexed the strongest muscle: his metaphorical balls.

Bodybuilding Troll

He flexed the strongest muscle: his metaphorical balls.

(Source: forgifs.com)

Gym Terminology for People Who Just Started Working Out [Click to continue reading]

Gym Terminology for People Who Just Started Working Out [Click to continue reading]

Behind the Scenes at the Paul Ryan Workout Shoot

Man, let’s just bro out, pump some Phish, and talk Randian Objectivism.

(Source: youtube.com)

One-Handed Pushups While Solving a Rubik’s Cube

Showoff

(Source: youtube.com)