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Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

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LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

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A for effort, D for life…

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A for effort, D for life…

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Mondays, amirite - It’s that bump and daily grind.

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Work Sucks: Everyone Wants To Be Like Mike

Kobe Bryant came into the Barnes and Noble store that I work at in Orange County. He was just there to pick up some gifts and was trying to keep a low profile. When he walked in, the lady who I was helping got really excited, looked at me, and said, “Look over there, it’s Michael Jordan!”

Work Sucks: My Little Princess

In my first year of college I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch (kids) store. It was a pretty boring job. Folding clothes, setting up new sets of clothes, saying the crappy tag line, checking out and changing rooms. One day I had to work the changing rooms. I see three girls who are like 12 years old and a botox mom with them all carrying lots of victoria secret bags. (Why 12 year olds need to buy lots of stuff from victoria secret I do not know…) So this girl grabs probably 15 items and I told her she couldn’t take all the items in the changing rooms. She starts getting hissy and calls her mom over saying how I wouldn’t let her in the changing room. I had to explain to her mom why 15 items weren’t allowed because you can only take 5 items of clothing into a changing room. Her mom tells her to give me the clothes she doesn’t want to take into the changing room. Well the girl starts throwing the clothes at me! When she finished throwing the clothes at me. I asked her, “Is there anything else I can help you with little princess!” Her mom asked for the manager and complained about me. My manager took me to the back room. Right when we entered he busted out laughing. He said that was some funny shit you said but don’t ever do that again. My manager told me to just stay in the back room till they left and do nothing.
- Justin B

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Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests
If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 
I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.- Anonymous
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.- Anonymous
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.- D.S. 
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests

If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue. 

I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous

I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S. 

In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. 

5 Potential After-College Jobs for Unskilled Graduates [Click for job description]
It’s hard to find a job after college. You’re applying here and there, and no one’s biting. But it’s not your fault. Employers are only looking at the skills you don’t have. The fact of the matter is the business landscape of today is already dated and you’re more suited for the job market of tomorrow. Apply your unique skill set in one of these in demand fields today!

5 Potential After-College Jobs for Unskilled Graduates [Click for job description]

It’s hard to find a job after college. You’re applying here and there, and no one’s biting. But it’s not your fault. Employers are only looking at the skills you don’t have. The fact of the matter is the business landscape of today is already dated and you’re more suited for the job market of tomorrow. Apply your unique skill set in one of these in demand fields today!

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Phone Sex Girlfriend

Never mix business with pleasure.

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