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The Unbreakable Coffee Cycle

Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again
If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

Falling Asleep at Your Desk? These 10 Gifs Will Help You Never Sleep Again

If your midday is making you sleepy then we have the cure. And that cure is gonna take you straight to nightmaretown.

How to Avoid Embarrassment When Your Friends Are Talking Politics »

A step-by-step guide to mastering the art of the “The Reply.”

Finish reading How to Properly Respond to an Important Email

How to Properly Respond to an Important Email »

Six Great Ways to Sleep on the Job and Get Away with It

The techniques in this article have all been successfully tested and implemented by the author in a real workplace environment. Still, it should be noted that some techniques, particularly those rated “ADVANCED” may be hazardous to an amateur and can result in loss of balance and/or employment.

LEVEL ONE: BEGINNER

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This one is a classic: Pack yourself a sandwich for lunch and eat it at your desk while pretending to work. Then, tell your supervisor that you’re going to “take lunch” and go take a 30-minute nap in the closest public park, bank lobby seating area, or bus depot.

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Sure, you won’t be able to lie down, but you’ll have the privacy of your own stall. Sit down, drop trow (to fool any nosy co-workers who might peer beneath the door), rest your arms and head on your legs, and catch some Z’s. Your boss is unlikely to ask why you’ve been in the bathroom for so long, lest you reveal the gruesome details of your digestive system. If someone does press you on the matter, tell them you think the break room coffee was poisoned and instigate a week-long witchhunt. Spend most of that week sleeping on the toilet.

Move on to LEVEL TWO: INTERMEDIATE

If you’ve ever been on a conference call then this is the funniest thing you’ll see all day.

A Conference Call in Real Life

(Source: youtube.com)

Finish The Most Awkward Co-Worker Interaction Ever

Finish The Most Awkward Co-Worker Interaction Ever

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20 Perfect Safe for Work Porn Edits »
Follow the steps below and your work day will be slightly less miserable and mentally crippling.
Read How to Avoid Talking to Your Coworkers

Follow the steps below and your work day will be slightly less miserable and mentally crippling.

Read How to Avoid Talking to Your Coworkers

Who wouldn’t hook up with this coworker? Yay or Nay: Can An Office Romance Work? 

Who wouldn’t hook up with this coworker? Yay or Nay: Can An Office Romance Work? 

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

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How To Get Nothing Done: An Illustrated Guide [Click to finish me off]

Employee Gets a Flat Tire, Texts Stock Photo to Boss
"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.

Employee Gets a Flat Tire, Texts Stock Photo to Boss

"Well, to be fairn that IS what my flat tire looked like" said the now unemployed person.

(Source: reddit.com)

If you have study something, let it be this flowchart.

Finish the Flowchart: How Badly Are You Going To Bomb Your Midterm?