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7 Words the Internet Should Stop Saying Right Now 

There are probably a lot of people on the Internet who are going to say I’m butthurt for writing this article, but those people are unoriginal, mentally worthless wastes of life-sustaining resources.

The Grossest Words Ever [Click to watch]

It’s even better when you hear them.

Video: The Grossest Words Ever - In written form!

The Grossest Words Ever

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

(Source: College Humor)

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate
1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate

1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.

2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.

3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”

4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.

5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

(Source: College Humor)

This Definition for ‘Trouble’ Seems a Little Racist
Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

This Definition for ‘Trouble’ Seems a Little Racist

Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey’s family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

(Source: reddit.com)

I Love My Whore Family
How sweet, she learned a new word!

I Love My Whore Family

How sweet, she learned a new word!

(Source: lookatthisfuckingperson.com)

What’s Your Street Name?
He could use some street smarts.

What’s Your Street Name?

He could use some street smarts.

(Source: humortrain.com)

T is for Tits
"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."

T is for Tits

"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."

(Source: reddit.com)

Kia Warns You Not to Buy a Kia
When buyer’s remorse turns vengeful.

Kia Warns You Not to Buy a Kia

When buyer’s remorse turns vengeful.

(Source: reddit.com)

Everything is Hard and Boring
Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

Everything is Hard and Boring

Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

(Source: kanyewesticle)

This Kid Knows What He’s Doing
Honesty is the saddest policy. 

This Kid Knows What He’s Doing

Honesty is the saddest policy. 

(Source: reddit.com)

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for more]
Dicktonaries serve know purpuss in the age of Internets. 

The Troll: Mars, Merriam’s, and Bacon Dogs [Click for more]

Dicktonaries serve know purpuss in the age of Internets. 

"Could Care Less" .. No No No

"Than" versus "then" is the root of the foreign policy problem.  

(Source: youtube.com)

Comedian Paid Skywriter to Write This in the Sky
Finally Kickstarter used for something everyone can agree on. 

Comedian Paid Skywriter to Write This in the Sky

Finally Kickstarter used for something everyone can agree on. 

(Source: Gawker)