The scariest episode of Cat vs. Wild yet.
Just because he’s made of water doesn’t mean it’s not murder.
How to Snag all the Snow Bunnies on tha Slopes [Click for full manual]
The Professor shows you how to keep hot girls from giving you the cold shoulder
If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]
“I wear contacts and when its cold out my eyes tear up A LOT. Last winter I was walking to work in 10 degree weather and had tears pouring out of my eyes. When I got to work my co worker ran up and hugged me and said “I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you the second I found out, he was such an asshole, you were way to good for a dirt bag like that” Turns out my bf was cheating on me for 3 months and she though I was crying over him. Thanks to my weepy eyes I got out of a shitty relationship”
God Pitches Winter [Click for full pitch]
You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it’s still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?
Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it wascompletely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKINGCOLD? [Keep Reading]
God Pitches Winter [Click to continue reading]
Ok, ok, so hear me out.
…conveniently rolled to a stop at the intersection.
What Your Ski Tracks Say About You [Click for the rest]
It’s like your signature, if you signed everything “TOTAL NOOB.”
It’s the normal version of the claymation special, which is what’s so weird about it.
Have a Merry Christmas (as long as it’s not merrier than ours).
If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys From Your Childhood [Click for full article]