(Don’t) Read it and Weep.
Yes, it’s essentially no different than a plastic cup, except it is. And what took so long? It’s almost as if inventors of alcohol-related products quit trying after the flask and that hat that lets you drink beer through a straw. If you’re reading this, Anheuser-Busch V.I.P. guy, let’s set up a think tank and brainstorm some new products for all the drunks of tomorrow. They deserve it.
The first step to PARTYING!!! is choosing what kind of beer to bring.
PAIRS WELL with MORE WINE
How You Actually See Wine Bottles [Finish me!]
Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."
8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]
Stupidest Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine [Click to watch]
Never let corks stop you from glory.
We’ve all been here before.
It has a delicate urine-y aroma and a strong oaky finish.
Kids say the darndest things that definitely aren’t true, ISN’T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?
Very Mary-Kate: Dinner with Hoffman [Click to watch]
Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman seems cool with VMK having a boyfriend.
These child stars got their big comeback and hit rock bottom at the same time.
The kibble was a tad dry, don’t you think?
Today marks the 79th Anniversary of the End Of Prohibition, so to celebrate, we’ve compiled the following list of 20 Reasons We’re Thankful For Alcohol! Get ready to get your drink on!!!
- It Makes Family Gatherings Tolerable!
- Wine Tastings
- Doing a shot for each thing on the list you’re writing – WINK!!! ;)
- Champain at new years!! Champaign. CHAMPAGNE. man sorry im typing weird it’s my phone
- BIRTHDAY SHITS!!!! Shots. Hahahaaaa Birthday Shits?? whoupps
- Haha starting to feel it already, especially like when I stood up just now,. Huh? Oh, reason 6? uhhh, i don’t know, Carbombs
- U know what’s so great? wine tastings. just like, you’r out in the sun, drinmking wine with good friends, its just what is better than that??? [Keep Reading]