This Kid’s Mom Likes Drinking Wine

Kids say the darndest things that definitely aren’t true, ISN’T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?

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Very Mary-Kate: Dinner with Hoffman [Click to watch]

Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman seems cool with VMK having a boyfriend.

Welch’s Wine Banned Commercial

These child stars got their big comeback and hit rock bottom at the same time.

The Classiest Dog You’ve Ever Seen

The kibble was a tad dry, don’t you think?

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Today marks the 79th Anniversary of the End Of Prohibition, so to celebrate, we’ve compiled the following list of 20 Reasons We’re Thankful For Alcohol! Get ready to get your drink on!!!

1. It Makes Family Gatherings Tolerable!
2. Wine Tastings
3. Doing a shot for each thing on the list you’re writing – WINK!!! ;)
4. Champain at new years!! Champaign. CHAMPAGNE. man sorry im typing weird it’s my phone
5. BIRTHDAY SHITS!!!! Shots. Hahahaaaa Birthday Shits?? whoupps
6. Haha starting to feel it already, especially like when I stood up just now,. Huh? Oh, reason 6? uhhh, i don’t know, Carbombs
7. U know what’s so great? wine tastings. just like, you’r out in the sun, drinmking wine with good friends, its just what is better than that??? [Keep Reading]

Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]

You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

Girl Vomits Box of Franzia

Sunset Blush: Oaky with a hint of stomach acid.

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Fingering a Criminal is Tricky

You really gotta wine and dine them before you can book them.

Jake and Amir: Double Date

Two for the price of fun!

Kid Wants Mommy to Drink Less Wine

Oh, sure, you’re one to judge. If I remember correctly, you and your bottle were inseparable for years.

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Anteater Drinks Wine

This pairs nicely with a good carpenter ant.

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One of our latest videos, Second Cheapest Wine, was on Kathie Lee & Hoda on Today this morning.

You can check it out around 8:40

Grocery Store Suggests Wine and Beer for Your Baby

Like father like son.

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Second Cheapest Wine

You don’t know much about wine, but you do know that you shouldn’t get the cheapest.

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Wine Labeled “Water”

Jesus was at the supermarket.

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