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Oompa Loompa Origins
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Oompa Loompa Origins

Written by patrickcassels & illustrated by drawfee star blogwell tanner.

Drawfee is a new youtube channel that Caldwell Tanner updates every day. Here’s one of our favorite episodes —> Click me

Spinning Chocolate Factory Exhibit is Both Epileptic and Delicious

This is straight out of Willy Wonka’s factory!

(Source: youtube.com)

Top 10 Coolest Movie Inventions 

Disagree with these opinions? Ok! Vote on what you think is the best movie invention here.

The Original Hunger Games
If you die, YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING!

The Original Hunger Games

If you die, YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING!

(Source: niknak79)

CH Doppelgangers Contest: Josh Ruben + Oompa = Ruben Loompa? Oompa Loompa Rubendy Doo?
If you or a friend or an oompa loompa look like any of us here at CollegeHumor then submit them to us on Tumblr. May the best doppelganger win eternal glory.

CH Doppelgangers Contest: Josh Ruben + Oompa = Ruben Loompa? Oompa Loompa Rubendy Doo?

If you or a friend or an oompa loompa look like any of us here at CollegeHumor then submit them to us on Tumblr. May the best doppelganger win eternal glory.

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.
Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka’s chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn’t that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he’s “not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn’t the rarest of things.” Sounds to me like he’s just using his pure, bigoted imagination. Keep Reading

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows

1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.

Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka’s chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn’t that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he’s “not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn’t the rarest of things.” Sounds to me like he’s just using his pure, bigoted imagination. Keep Reading

22 Broken Gifs That’ll Probably Make You Question Your Sanity

No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!

How To Smoke Pot For The First Time 

Throw some of these doobalicious terms around and people will just assume you’re a boss. Moving on to Step 3

The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies [Click for supercut]

We apologize if this ruins your weekend.

Gummy Bear Nutrition Facts
..written by Willy Wonka

Gummy Bear Nutrition Facts

..written by Willy Wonka

(Source: reddit.com)

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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks

And you thought Tim Burton’s version was terrifying.

Charlie and the Apple Factory

"Woah, iPhone 5!" What does it do?"

"Slightly better camera and it doesn’t drop calls… as much."

Oompa Loompa Twins
Willy Wonka’s gotta get his too.

Oompa Loompa Twins

Willy Wonka’s gotta get his too.

(Source: College Humor)