Donations for DNA Test Needed

Well either way we can talk about this at the family reunion.

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Inappropriate Songs Weddingified

You’re going to love them. Well, at least that’s what you’ll tell everyone.

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Man Accused Of Attacking Wife With Sandwich

“You know I’m allergic to peanuts!”

(Source: reddit.com)

Got Sunblock?

“So this is what it looks like when I visit the beach with my colombian wife.”

Taken 3

They already have your soul, why not?

(Source: youtube.com)

Barack and Michelle Obama Smooch at a Basketball Game

Is that a Washington Monument in your pants, or do you just love America?

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CollegeHumor’s Round-Up of Best Tweets: July 12th

(Source: College Humor)

Man Puts Icy Hot on Wife’s Vibrator

You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon’ts. This is a dildon’t. 

(Source: College Humor)

Common Law Wife Ad

Should I put “anyone accepted” or will that sound too desperate?  

(Source: College Humor)

What did Katherine do to deserve that?

(Source: College Humor)

Wife Doesn’t Know What MPH Means

I agree with her…not because she is right, but because she is hot. Who said chivalry was dead?

(Source: College Humor)

Groom Barfs

Lots of guys get cold feet before their wedding. Or in this case, puke feet.

Wife Replaces Encyclopedias

But no one could replace your energy in bed, Encyclopedias. You’ll be sorely missed.

(Source: College Humor)

Naive Wife Concerned about Husband’s Browsing History - (click to zoom)

On behalf of perverts everywhere, thank you markevens.

(Source: College Humor)