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My high school had a uniform with button down shirts and there was this one girl who always challenged the dress code. One day in class my teacher got fed up and just straight up yelled at her, “YOU NEED TO STOP LIVIN’ ON WHORE LANE AND BUTTON UP THAT SHIRT YOUNG LADY!”

Your Mom is a Whore Pizza
Not if I eat these two slices. Then she’ll just be a “who.”

Your Mom is a Whore Pizza

Not if I eat these two slices. Then she’ll just be a “who.”

(Source: hyp3-s0-m3ll0)

Boat Named “Filthy Whore”
Bye, honey, I’m going to spend some time in the filthy whore.

Boat Named “Filthy Whore”

Bye, honey, I’m going to spend some time in the filthy whore.

(Source: reddit.com)

Voice Recognition Based Closed Captioning Doesn’t Work
Hey, you got any phrases? I’ll do ANYTHING for them.

Voice Recognition Based Closed Captioning Doesn’t Work

Hey, you got any phrases? I’ll do ANYTHING for them.

(Source: reddit.com)

Unlimited Whore Service
“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Jake and Amir: Hookah

Accept the smoke, that’s it.