whitewhine:

Tips for hurricane preparation

1. Fill a bathtub with water

2. Gather candles, matches and non-perishable goods

3. Bitch about everything

whitewhine:

She’s not even your favorite mother of all time.

whitewhine:

The Blogpocalypse.

Tumblr problems :(

whitewhine:

Look out! We got a badass over here!

YOU THREW AWAY 17 PIZZAS?!?!

whitewhine:

Sound logic from the future leaders of our nation

whitewhine:

Really considered leaving the last name in on this one. Such. A. Huge. Anus.

whitewhine:

Your poverty is extremely interesting. 

whitewhine:

What a perfectly respectful place to air your political opinion!

whitewhine:

I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!

Holiday Hater entry

whitewhine:

I mean, with all those options starving Africans have, why are they still asking for handouts?

JUST MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

whitewhine:

A White Whine Christmas

By Alex Schmidt

whitewhine:

I mean, just try to name ONE white musician who’s won something.

whitewhine:

“He just said no and made me go on a cruise”

TOTALLY EFFING RUDE :(

whitewhine:

And the Racist of the Year Award goes to…

whitewhine:

It’s tough out there for Ye.