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whitewhine:

Please don’t die on me, coffee robot

Get the whitewhine book on Amazon 

whitewhine:

Please don’t die on me, coffee robot

Get the whitewhine book on Amazon 

Finish reading What a White History Month Would Look Like

streeter:

whitewhine:

Available on Amazon, B&N.com and Indiebound

My book officially publishes tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy it/download it now! I know that doesn’t make sense but publishing rarely does. 
And if you liked it (or if you didn’t), please go give it a review/rating on Amazon. I would be forever in your debt.
Well, right up until I review your thing on Amazon, I guess. 

Streeter’s book is awesome and you are too so it only makes sense to buy it. Check out the Amazon reviews and decide for yourself.

streeter:

whitewhine:

Available on AmazonB&N.com and Indiebound

My book officially publishes tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy it/download it now! I know that doesn’t make sense but publishing rarely does. 

And if you liked it (or if you didn’t), please go give it a review/rating on Amazon. I would be forever in your debt.

Well, right up until I review your thing on Amazon, I guess. 

Streeter’s book is awesome and you are too so it only makes sense to buy it. Check out the Amazon reviews and decide for yourself.

whitewhine:

"Let see if we can find out why this cat is acting like such a piece of shit….ah! I’ve figured it out. It’s a cat. Can I have my money now?"
<sincerity>If you like WhiteWhine, please buy and review the book. It would mean the world to me.</sincerity>

In stores on Amazon now!

whitewhine:

"Let see if we can find out why this cat is acting like such a piece of shit….ah! I’ve figured it out. It’s a cat. Can I have my money now?"

<sincerity>If you like WhiteWhine, please buy and review the book. It would mean the world to me.</sincerity>

In stores on Amazon now!

whitewhine:

Tips for hurricane preparation

1. Fill a bathtub with water

2. Gather candles, matches and non-perishable goods

3. Bitch about everything

whitewhine:

She’s not even your favorite mother of all time.

whitewhine:

She’s not even your favorite mother of all time.

whitewhine:

The Blogpocalypse.

Tumblr problems :(

whitewhine:

The Blogpocalypse.

Tumblr problems :(

whitewhine:

Look out! We got a badass over here!

YOU THREW AWAY 17 PIZZAS?!?!

whitewhine:

Look out! We got a badass over here!

YOU THREW AWAY 17 PIZZAS?!?!

whitewhine:

Sound logic from the future leaders of our nation

whitewhine:

Sound logic from the future leaders of our nation

whitewhine:

Really considered leaving the last name in on this one. Such. A. Huge. Anus.

whitewhine:

Really considered leaving the last name in on this one. Such. A. Huge. Anus.

whitewhine:

Your poverty is extremely interesting. 

whitewhine:

Your poverty is extremely interesting. 

whitewhine:

What a perfectly respectful place to air your political opinion!

whitewhine:

What a perfectly respectful place to air your political opinion!

whitewhine:

I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!
Holiday Hater entry

whitewhine:

I took the trash out for a week! Surely, that’s worth hundreds of dollars?!

Holiday Hater entry

whitewhine:

I mean, with all those options starving Africans have, why are they still asking for handouts?

JUST MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

whitewhine:

I mean, with all those options starving Africans have, why are they still asking for handouts?

JUST MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS

whitewhine:

A White Whine Christmas
By Alex Schmidt

whitewhine:

A White Whine Christmas

By Alex Schmidt