This is Literally How Zoologists Weigh Tiny Birds
A little bird told me nothing because it died.
(Source: reddit.com)
“If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid.”
Guy Standing on Yoga Ball Lifting Weights
Building balance, strength, and broken bones all at once.
(Source: reddit.com)
Kid with Silverware Stuck to Him
Magneto struggled with weight issues as a child.
(Source: reddit.com)
Relax. They’re just yanking your chain, not theirs.
Shake your legs, watch yourself. Shake your legs, wait, who are you working with?
They’re actually just overcompensating for not having an actual Shake Weight.
(Source: College Humor)
Facebook Abortion
In case you needed a reason to not want to live on this planet anymore.
(Source: College Humor)
