4/20 is almost here and you know what that means: it’s the perfect time to take a quiz on the Internet that will tell you how much marijuana is in your body right now. Spark up another doobie and enjoy.
No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!
Throw some of these doobalicious terms around and people will just assume you’re a boss. Moving on to Step 3
Teen Tested, Doctor Approved
I’ve seen a million movies and tv shows about people slammin’ the herb, so I’ve learned how to fit in perfectly with my fellow Harry “Pot”ers. Just memorize these five simple steps, and you’ll be a regular Cheech and or Chong faster than you can say “hand me that doobarino!”
Don’t worry, the dog is totally fine. He swore he could taste colors for like, four hours though.
5 Potential After-College Jobs for Unskilled Graduates [Click for job description]
It’s hard to find a job after college. You’re applying here and there, and no one’s biting. But it’s not your fault. Employers are only looking at the skills you don’t have. The fact of the matter is the business landscape of today is already dated and you’re more suited for the job market of tomorrow. Apply your unique skill set in one of these in demand fields today!
Turns out some other stoned person had thought of this and called it a microscope. Another brilliant idea stolen out from under me by someone hundreds of years ago. More
You can’t lie a liar.
Say Snow to Drugs [Click to continue]
Snow is a gateway drug.
Staff Jokes [Click for more]
You can do whatever you want, as long as you’re not hurting anyone OR EMBARRASSING ME.
Regret Everything: I’m Bad At Drugs [Click for article]
Comedian Will Hines puts those dirty hippies to shame (because they wouldn’t get to see Three’s Company till ‘77).
Today in CH History: The Roast of Weed
It’s been a year. Have you recovered from your addiction?