The Most Important Rule of All

“Hey y’all watch this…I’m putting safety first!” 

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Russia’s Version of Boiling Water

Water’s even less excited about -41ºF temperatures than you are.

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Guy Falls Into Freaky Pool Table [Click to animate]

It’s easy to get lost in the game

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7 Seconds of a Bulldog on a Jet Ski

All the honeys gon’ come barkin’.

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So You Dropped Your Phone in the Toilet

How to save your phone from water damage and / or hack your warranty terms.

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Draining Sink Looks Just Like Eye

I heard if you look directly at it, you can see how you die.

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Flush Before Drinking

Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?

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Dog Catches Fish in Unexpected Place [Click to animate]

You gotta be street-wise to get a good catch these days.

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Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water

Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

Guy Beer Bongs While Water Skiing

Dude, you can’t spell teamwork without those words. I don’t know I’m so drunk right now.

Another Reason Not to Pee in Public

All it takes is one drop of frat boy piss to attract a shark.

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Unusual Electrical Problem

I’m just surprised more people don’t combine their pipes and electrical lines.

Cheerleading Crab is Rooting for You

He believes in you the way your father never did.

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Seal Tries to Nurture National Geographic Photographer

A wonderful story for anyone who isn’t a penguin.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cannonball into Ice

Or is it onto ice? Eh, either way, I’m far too drunk to drive this dude to the hospital

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