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DRINK MORE WATER CTHULHU DEMANDS IT.

DRINK MORE WATER CTHULHU DEMANDS IT.

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15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer

1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%

2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.

3. It’s cheaper.

4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.

5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.

6. Waters have sharks in them!

7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.

8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.

9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!

10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

Huge Ocean Waves Rattle Boat Living Room

Nothin’ like hanging ten on the couch.

(Source: youtube.com)

Polar Bear Dribbles Basketball Underwater

Too cool for rules.

Pitbull Freaks Out When Owner Jumps Into Lake

Lassie’s come in all breeds.

(Source: youtube.com)

Insane 7-Person Pool Dunk [Click to watch]

Insane 7-Person Pool Dunk [Click to watch]

Water Jet Pack Guy Celebrates America the Right Way
A fuck-yeah-America reenactment of Paul Revere.

Water Jet Pack Guy Celebrates America the Right Way

A fuck-yeah-America reenactment of Paul Revere.

Dogs vs Sprinklers Compilation

Give up while you can, pups. It is a fight that will only cause heartache.

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Fish Looks Like a Melted Glob of Cheese
This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.

Fish Looks Like a Melted Glob of Cheese

This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.

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How You Know Your Dog Has Been in the Water Too Long [Click to see dog fart water stream]
Hm, the water fountain seems to be busted.

How You Know Your Dog Has Been in the Water Too Long [Click to see dog fart water stream]

Hm, the water fountain seems to be busted.

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When Weddings Fall Into Lakes

Holding your group photo on a dock is just asking for trouble. Did you remember to get tuxedo insurance?

It isn’t ironic, by the way.

Waterbowl Prank BACKFIRES

How does that medicine of yours taste, homie?

(Source: youtube.com)

HOW TO GO DOWN A WATER SLIDE

One property of water is making you invincible, right?

(Source: youtube.com)

Homemade Water Bazooka Fail

Do try this at home as long as you record it, please.

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Everyone Looks Better Coming Out of the Water

LETS ALL GO SWIMMING NOW.

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