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Do Not Use Twenty Dollar Bill for Drugs
Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.

Do Not Use Twenty Dollar Bill for Drugs

Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.

(Source: reddit.com)

Danger: Ninjas and Pirates and What?
Now I have to put myself in danger to see this.

Danger: Ninjas and Pirates and What?

Now I have to put myself in danger to see this.

Depressing Balloon Has Warning Label
Warning: your party sucks.

Depressing Balloon Has Warning Label

Warning: your party sucks.

Foreign Sign Warns Against Urinal Peeping 
Like you wouldn’t look at the Michelin Man’s junk.

Foreign Sign Warns Against Urinal Peeping

Like you wouldn’t look at the Michelin Man’s junk.

Comforting Airplane Safety Warning
Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.

Comforting Airplane Safety Warning

Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.

(Source: reddit.com)

Inflatable Toast Mattress Has Buttery Description
Warning: Toast Mattress may cause hilarious jokes about strokes.

Inflatable Toast Mattress Has Buttery Description

Warning: Toast Mattress may cause hilarious jokes about strokes.

(Source: reddit.com)

Accurate Upside Down Bike Sign
The turning signals are a little weird, though.

Accurate Upside Down Bike Sign

The turning signals are a little weird, though.

(Source: humortrain.com)

No Cars on Fire in This Town
"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."

No Cars on Fire in This Town

"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."

Suggestive Ladies Room Sign
Whoever did this deserves a Creep award.

Suggestive Ladies Room Sign

Whoever did this deserves a Creep award.

(Source: reddit.com)

Awww Snap Street
WARNING: High Burn Risk.

Awww Snap Street

WARNING: High Burn Risk.

(Source: reddit.com)

Employees Must Wash Hands
What if you’re, like, 99.9% sure?

Employees Must Wash Hands

What if you’re, like, 99.9% sure?

(Source: humortrain.com)

Warning: You’re Stupid if You Choke on a Hot Dog
Damn Darwinist street vendors.

Warning: You’re Stupid if You Choke on a Hot Dog

Damn Darwinist street vendors.

(Source: reddit.com)

Emergency Eye Wash Station Above Urinal
Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.

Emergency Eye Wash Station Above Urinal

Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.

(Source: reddit.com)

Warning Labels As I Read Them [Click to continue reading]

Warning Labels As I Read Them [Click to continue reading]

Keep Off the Tiny Patch of Grass
I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.

Keep Off the Tiny Patch of Grass

I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.

(Source: reddit.com)