Inflatable Toast Mattress Has Buttery Description

Warning: Toast Mattress may cause hilarious jokes about strokes.

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Accurate Upside Down Bike Sign

The turning signals are a little weird, though.

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No Cars on Fire in This Town

“I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately.”

Suggestive Ladies Room Sign

Whoever did this deserves a Creep award.

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Awww Snap Street

WARNING: High Burn Risk.

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Employees Must Wash Hands

What if you’re, like, 99.9% sure?

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Warning: You’re Stupid if You Choke on a Hot Dog

Damn Darwinist street vendors.

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Emergency Eye Wash Station Above Urinal

Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.

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Keep Off the Tiny Patch of Grass

I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.

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Wash When Dirty

Inside Captain Obvious’s uniform.

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Extreme Fire Hazard, Don’t Even Fart in the Forest

Your next fart could be silent, and deadlier than you ever imagined.

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Facebook warning lays down the law

Why so many blockers? 

Wet Floor Sign in Front of “50 Shades of Grey”

The most dangerous part of the book store.

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