Now I have to put myself in danger to see this.
Warning: your party sucks.
Like you wouldn’t look at the Michelin Man’s junk.
Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.
Warning: Toast Mattress may cause hilarious jokes about strokes.
The turning signals are a little weird, though.
"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."
Not sure if that’s gonna get your eyes clean.
Warning Labels As I Read Them [Click to continue reading]
I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.