“Sexy witch! Sexy devil! SEXY ABE LINCOLN!
What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!”
(Source: College Humor)
Nick’s Girl Costume Warehouse - CollegeHumor Classic
“GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE! I GOT SHIT OVER HERE I’M TRYING TO FUCKING SELL!”
(Source: College Humor)
