Screencap - I don’t think that’s how the Ke$ha version goes.
The hard-on part doesn’t come till later.
Dad’s Awesome First Person Shooter Wake up
Never go to sleep without brushing your teeth and taking your health pack.
(Source: College Humor)
Flowchart: Do You Have to Wake Up Yet? - (Click to view larger)
Rise and shine! Or don’t!
(Source: College Humor)