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Mom’s Cautionary Shrooms Tale  
Thanks for the trip tip, mom.

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My mom introduces herself to me everytime she leaves me a voicemail. Also, she leaves them just to say “hey son, I just wanted you to know I called.” Really, mom? Don’t you think the missed call FROM YOU would tip me off that you called, and that it was YOU that called?

IdioTech: ”It’s me. Your mother.”

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My mom managed to somehow leave me a voicemail of a phone ringing. I have no idea how she did that.

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Liam Neeson Records Voicemail Greeting For Fan

That’s really kind. To still be a Liam Neeson fan after “Unknown”, I mean.

My mother-in-law got “one of those smart andro-phones.” She was trying to figure out how to set up her voicemail but couldn’t figure out how to display the on-screen number pad. What resulted was a voicemail greeting that says “Debbie….. (long pause)….. That’s not what i wanted!!”

I love her.

BREAKING NEWS: NEW Scarlett Johansson NUDE Voicemails!!
The is definitely the sexiest thing you’ve never seen.

BREAKING NEWS: NEW Scarlett Johansson NUDE Voicemails!!

The is definitely the sexiest thing you’ve never seen.

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