Finish reading The 12 Bottles In Your College Liquor Cabinet
Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.
Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."
8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]
7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click to get drunker]
Pro-tip: Never mix politics with religion - Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
With the money you’ll save you can buy some Dignity: It’s a new Polish vodka.
I want to party to it, but I’m too scared.
If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.
If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more mascots]
It’s the most important meal of the evening.
Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.
Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.
“I’m interning in Hawaii for the summer, and I rented a room in a house that already had 5 people living in it, all between 19 and 40. I bought a bottle of vodka and kept it in the freezer - vodka is always good to have around in case you want a drink - only to find out one morning that someone drank the entire thing, leaving literally half a shot in it (maybe thinking that I won’t notice that the entire thing is gone). No one confessed, so I bought the cheapest vodka I could find, and filled the old bottle (of Smirnoff, nothing too classy), along with a handful of crushed, strong laxatives. Sure enough, a couple of days later I heard moaning coming from the bathroom, and upon checking, I found out that the bottle is half empty (or half full, at that point). I took a post-it, wrote “Don’t touch my vodka again, asshole”, and put it on the wall across from the bathroom. Revenge!”