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Tobacco Vodka, Now With Menthol
Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.

Tobacco Vodka, Now With Menthol

Nothin’ like a nice drink to make you cough up phlegm.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."

8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]

7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click to get drunker]

Pro-tip: Never mix politics with religion - Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

Wodka Vodka Has Quality Prices
With the money you’ll save you can buy some Dignity: It’s a new Polish vodka.

Wodka Vodka Has Quality Prices

With the money you’ll save you can buy some Dignity: It’s a new Polish vodka.

(Source: reddit.com)

Everyday I’m Drinking: Basically the Russian Anthem

I want to party to it, but I’m too scared. 

Vodka Juice Box
It’ll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.

Vodka Juice Box

It’ll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.

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If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]

Only add milk if it’s a White Russian.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more mascots]
It’s the most important meal of the evening.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more mascots]

It’s the most important meal of the evening.

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice
Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.

What You’re Saying with Your Drink Choice

Nothing like NYE for bringing out the many faces of vodka. And vodka drinkers.

The Best Flavored Vodka in Town
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.

The Best Flavored Vodka in Town

Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.

(Source: pleated-jeans.com)

Girl Drinks Vodka Out of Sandal
Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.

Girl Drinks Vodka Out of Sandal

Good thing she has that towel. She’d look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.

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What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

I’m interning in Hawaii for the summer, and I rented a room in a house that already had 5 people living in it, all between 19 and 40. I bought a bottle of vodka and kept it in the freezer - vodka is always good to have around in case you want a drink - only to find out one morning that someone drank the entire thing, leaving literally half a shot in it (maybe thinking that I won’t notice that the entire thing is gone). No one confessed, so I bought the cheapest vodka I could find, and filled the old bottle (of Smirnoff, nothing too classy), along with a handful of crushed, strong laxatives. Sure enough, a couple of days later I heard moaning coming from the bathroom, and upon checking, I found out that the bottle is half empty (or half full, at that point). I took a post-it, wrote “Don’t touch my vodka again, asshole”, and put it on the wall across from the bathroom. Revenge!

What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

What You’re Saying With Your Drink Choice [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)


Winnie the Pooh Drinks Vodka


After finishing the bottle he had a very bad rumbly in his tumbly.

After finishing the bottle he had a very bad rumbly in his tumbly.

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