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John McAfee Teaches You How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus

"No one should have to use Xhamster" - Actual quote from this video.

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8 Error Messages for the Human Body [Click for all]
I hope this doesn’t mean I’m getting a virus.

8 Error Messages for the Human Body [Click for all]

I hope this doesn’t mean I’m getting a virus.

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Hardly Working: Adult Outbreak

Don’t get bitten. Or older.

My mom wanted me to delete my itunes because she thought it was a virus.

I recently visited my parents at home, and while I was there there old PC got a virus. After I fixed it, my parents moved the computer into a corner. When I asked them why they responded by telling me they were punishing it.

Our only IT guy at work won’t let me download Firefox because he’s afraid it will give my computer a virus. Instead, I’ve been using an out-dated version of Internet Explorer.

Work Sucks, I Know: Issue 63

Our only IT guy at work won’t let me download Firefox because he’s afraid it will give my computer a virus. Instead, I’ve been using an out-dated version of Internet Explorer.

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Work Sucks, I Know: Issue #62

For the past 3 months I had a part time job as a computer technician for an internet cafe. Before I got there they had their computers running with no virus protection and allowed the users to make all the changes to the hard drive they wanted. I configured their computers to automatically revert to a good disc image every night which meant that any users changes during the day were reverted. They got rid of me 2 weeks ago because “the computers aren’t breaking anymore and all I do there is surf the internet and don’t work.” Before I left I just shut off the imaging service I started. About a week later they called me back up and said their computers were breaking again. I guess I did more repairing computers than they realized while I was “just playing on the internet.”

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The Walken Dead

The only antivirus is more cowbell.

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Parents Just Don’t Understand: Issue 198

My boyfriend’s mom is ALWAYS on the computer so I assumed she was fairly good at it. I have sinced learned otherwise:

1. She has 3 copies of everything (and none of them are organized by folders or ANYTHING)


2. She has had Facebook for a year I think, and just recently learned that she had a profile when I showed it to her.


3. I told her once that it was easier to find things if you save them to your desktop while you are using them. She has since saved EVERYTHING to her desktop.


4. She can ONLY use her e-mail if it is on outlook express. There is no other way.


5. DO NOT PRANK HER USING THE COMPUTER. One day when she was gone, i took a picture of her desktop (with the TONS of pictures and icons) and moved them all to a folder in the corner. Then I set the screen- shot as her background so that it looked like the icons were all there but they weren’t clickable. Apparantly, she turned the computer off and on a few times before cussing it and blaming the problem on a virus.

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