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8 People Movies Made You Think You’d Meet [Click for full article]
The Villain - A hero can’t become a hero unless there’s some dick out to ruin everything. For as long as there’s been love or success, there’s been that one sneaky little creature doing everything they can to undermine and destroy you, often for no reason other than some kind of deep-seated, innate hatred of you. They’ll try to steal your partner. Get you fired. Sometimes they’ll just laugh as the subway doors close right before you were about to get on. It’s what they live for, and it’s all they do.
Why they don’t exist: Unfortunately, life doesn’t work in absolutes. That guy I just described? That’s probably been you half the time. Humans are complicated and irrational and impulsive, and just because we do bad things sometimes, not a single one of us wants to be defined by them. Also it really is hilarious when someone misses the subway, and they get all red and angry. Everyone loves that. [Keep Reading]

8 People Movies Made You Think You’d Meet [Click for full article]

The Villain - A hero can’t become a hero unless there’s some dick out to ruin everything. For as long as there’s been love or success, there’s been that one sneaky little creature doing everything they can to undermine and destroy you, often for no reason other than some kind of deep-seated, innate hatred of you. They’ll try to steal your partner. Get you fired. Sometimes they’ll just laugh as the subway doors close right before you were about to get on. It’s what they live for, and it’s all they do.

Why they don’t exist: Unfortunately, life doesn’t work in absolutes. That guy I just described? That’s probably been you half the time. Humans are complicated and irrational and impulsive, and just because we do bad things sometimes, not a single one of us wants to be defined by them. Also it really is hilarious when someone misses the subway, and they get all red and angry. Everyone loves that. [Keep Reading]

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

The Dark Knight isn’t the only thing rising because also his penis is rising. 

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We just hope Edward Scissorhands didn’t hook up with anyone that night.


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Your Life’s Supervillains [Click to continue reading]

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Your Life’s Supervillains [Click to continue reading]

Bane on Dirty Car
But then I’d have to wash away this masterpiece.

Bane on Dirty Car

But then I’d have to wash away this masterpiece.

(Source: reddit.com)

Comic Book Villains Take an Improv Class

Our superheroes’ greatest foes seem to be experts at witty banter. How do they fare in an improv comedy class?

(Source: jest.com)