Video games are weird. Sometimes they work like they’re supposed to, then sometimes there’s like a glitch in the system or something and you end up losing to a 10-year-old in Morocco who can’t even do long division.
It’s not like you think you’re the best gamer in the world, it’s just no one has actually beaten you fair and square yet. No, based on the feedback you’ve so generously offered every time some poser steals a win against you in some worthless piece of trash game you swear you don’t even really care about, it’s pretty clear there are really only five reasons you’ve ever lost:
Which is the most realistic Mario?
In her defense, life is one player.
Life and death have their own cheats.
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She bargained for dinner, but got so much more.
She’s got five stars in the nursing home.
Bro’s got (video) game.
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