A reminder to be careful when you’re answering the door for trick or treaters tonight. Any one of them could be Philip Seymour Hoffman.
The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.
Very Mary-Kate: Draw Something
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Your house may not be the Gramercy Theater, but at least you don’t have to wear pants there.
(Source: youtube.com)
Thought you had a crazy couple of weeks? WELL, CollegeHumor has TWO shows in the next TWO weeks! Sounds awesome, right?
1. CH Live at UCB - Revenge of the Website - July 26th @ 9:30PM
Our monthly show at UCB is going to be ridiculous this month. We’re handing the keys over to the kids behind your favorite articles. We’re talking Jeff “Rosie” Rosenberg, Brian “Murph” Murphy, and the infamous Susanna Wolff, and more.
2. CollegeHumor Offline - August 2nd - The Gramercy Theater @ 8PM
This is our huge annual show featuring a party of performers and live gigs, hosted by Streeter Seidell!
Featuring:
- Jake & Amir
- “Very” Mary Kate
- The CollegeHumor Funtime Family Band!: Josh Ruben, Adam Conover, Patrick Cassels, Jenny Jaffe, Kevin Corrigan, Emily Axford, Dan Gurewitch, Owen Parsons, and Vincent Peone
Tickets:
- CH Live at UCB - Revenge of the Website - July 26th @ 9:30PM
- CollegeHumor Offline - August 2nd - The Gramercy Theater @ 8PM
These are our biggest two shows of the year, then we’re off of the rest of the summer. Come hang out with us IRL!
(Source: College Humor)
CollegeHumor Offline Returns August 2nd
Jake and Amir, Very Mary-Kate, Hardly Working, and more! Tickets available at Livenation.com and Ticketmaster.com.
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
Very Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup
When Maggie Smith’s Teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
thanks for the gif, setfiretoyourfavs!
Very Mary Kate : Presentation #3
(Source: College Humor, via heyelaine)
NEW SERIES: Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life

