“Dear roomie - Just because you buy your Easy Mac from Whole Foods doesn’t mean that it’s healthy. I am really sick of you bragging about how smart you are for finding all of the “healthy” versions of your favorite foods. Eat some vegetables; they are actually good for you.”
Cucumber Spa Treatment Will Turn You into a Monster
Don’t worry, it can’t hurt you if you don’t look directly into it’s eyes.
(Source: escroto)
Pepper Does Not Want to Be Chopped
At least it doesn’t cry like that wimp onion.
(Source: reddit.com)
![10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]
Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maigoxSYAB1qasthro1_500.jpg)
10 Banana Pictures That May Confuse You [Click to view full gallery]
Bananas can seem pretty innocuous to the naked eye. But upon closer inspection, bananas are like, kind of super creepy. Here’s 10 pictures of the phallic fruit that may have you rethinking your next potassium craving.
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Protect your freedom at all costs.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maawicMWCa1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
Courtney Stodden Thinks Veggies Are Sexy
Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
(Source: College Humor)
Badass Bear Cub in a Grocery Store
Personally, I think we should encourage more bears to purchase food instead of eating our friends.
(Source: College Humor)
