Oh, hey. Wow! Looks like you went on a vacation. Good for you; you deserve it. What’s that? You took photos? Of course, yeah I’d love to look at them! Let’s start at the top….
Oh. Photos from out the plane window. Exciting.
AKA, "The Employed Person Who Is Somehow Never Not On Vacation"
Whoa! This person just posted SEVENTY-ONE new photos from Halong Bay, Vietnam! That’s pretty impressive, especially considering they were literally in Santorini, Greece three weeks ago, and even MORE impressive considering they SOMEHOW HAVE A FUCKING JOB?
How are they off work 90% of the time? Did they secretly get fired years ago but also embezzled billions of dollars on their way out? Are they Photoshopping themselves into 71 Google Images? Or are they just Australian??? HOW??
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"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"
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I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
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Know before you go.
You should hear what he says on a private jet.