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Little Girl Butchers The National Anthem

Yeah, “brave” is one way to describe it.

(Source: youtube.com)

Beer Because ‘Merica
Why do you even need a reason?

Beer Because ‘Merica

Why do you even need a reason?

“Your” in America; Speak English Sticker
And by “English” I mean “Bad English”

“Your” in America; Speak English Sticker

And by “English” I mean “Bad English”

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Olympic Trick Shots

Like the Olympics, but actually fun to watch.

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Barack and Michelle Obama Smooch at a Basketball Game

Is that a Washington Monument in your pants, or do you just love America?

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Patriotic Sunburn
A sunburn in the name of Amurrica.

Patriotic Sunburn

A sunburn in the name of Amurrica.

(Source: College Humor)

God Bless American Last Note Fail

Great, we’re all Canadian now.

13 Paintings of Presidents in Scenes of Over-the-Top Awesomeness
USA! USA! USA! We combined the images of some of America’s great leaders with some of America’s favorite things: guns, explosions, and extreme violence. 

13 Paintings of Presidents in Scenes of Over-the-Top Awesomeness

USA! USA! USA! We combined the images of some of America’s great leaders with some of America’s favorite things: guns, explosions, and extreme violence. 

(Source: College Humor)

Party Like A Prez

That ain’t no tea party.

Declaration of Email Signatures

Hopefully King George has his spam filter on. Starring Mark Deklin, Jim O’Heir, and Thomas Ian Nicolas.


The New National Anthem

It’s no secret that Cable Access shows are a goldmine of awesome, Internet content. This patriotic jam from a Dallas show called “Joyful Praise” is particularly great.

Not only have we been listening to this rendition all morning, we’ve already tracked down where you can buy the vest and found the kid on Facebook. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to get back to refreshing Facebook until he accepts our friend request.

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Anti-Terrorist Sunglasses
Nothing defeats terrorism like mildly shaded eyes.

Anti-Terrorist Sunglasses

Nothing defeats terrorism like mildly shaded eyes.

(Source: College Humor)

Deep Fried Dollar
USA! USA! USA!

Deep Fried Dollar

USA! USA! USA!

(Source: College Humor)

News Feed History of the World: April 2012
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News Feed History of the World: April 2012

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(Source: College Humor)

“The Fray” Makes America Sad With Their Rendition of The National Anthem

They may have gotten the words right, but they did them so wrong.

(Source: College Humor)