"Yo Judas you’re on Venmo right?"
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With NSA spying, drone strikes and war, America isn’t the shining beacon of hope it used to be. But it could be worse. We could be anywhere else. Leave it to country music to find a way to stay patriotic in these dark times.
Take this quiz and MAKE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD!!! Or very disappointed. Whichev!
Woo-hoo! Captain America is #1. Suck it, Axis of Evil! …Wait… what’s that? Captain America is 24th in reading comprehension AND couldn’t solve a math problem to save his life. Aw, bummer.
Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America’s theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling SUVs, but not so good at watching his weight.
Damn you, Fox animators and your socialist America-hating views. I’m going to write you a stern internet comment — right after I chug this 2 liter soda.
Learn about the adventures and #struggle of all the cool historical dolls from 2014!
Finish reading American Girl Dolls Re-Imagined For Today
The US could probably use a bit more Mexico to be honest.
His nipple is one of the 50 stars on the flag.
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