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Screencap - You can type Chinese?!


How do they make keyboards for that?

Screencap - You can type Chinese?!

How do they make keyboards for that?

My dad uses the cable guide to find the TVguide channel so he can see whats on.

Honest Twilight

Honest Twilight

I edit porn for a living. Checkmate.

I work in a sneaker store. This huge fat guy comes in with huge feet at least size 12. He then points out different sneakers and asks for them all in size 7, and proceeds to try them all on. Try explaining 50 brand new shoes with squashed heels and torn laces to your boss.

Work Sucks - You’re not a size 7.

My mom called me freaking out about a “blue screen” with a bunch of words that popped up on her screen when she opened her web browser. I thought it was windows’ blue screen of death. It was the facebook welcome screen, which my brother had set as the home page

IdioTech - The Blue Screen

This creepy old lady says to me at the grocery store I work at, “hey, cutie, keeping all the girls happy?” I don’t respond out of shock and she jumps to the conclusion, “or all the boys?”. I quickly respond no and ask if there’s anything I can get her. She replies, “you.” This is nearly a daily interaction with her for me and several other guys that work at the store.

I work as a supply teacher. The school district I work for just put up a firewall blocking CollegeHumor. I have no idea how I will survive my days, now.

Work Sucks: Uh-oh

"Tear down this wall!”

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It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]

It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

i started working at byerly’s a few weeks ago. my manager thinks i look like Justin Bieber so he insitsts on telling every customer “you know we’ve got Justin Bieber working here”…every time a customer tells me I look like him [Bieber] i die a little inside.

Last summer I worked as a camp counselor for 3rd-5th graders. I though it would be pretty fun. But the first day a kid took a shit on the floor. That set the tone for the rest of the summer.

Work Sucks - Setting the tone

My boyfriend does this thing where he tickles my lady bits and makes gobble noises like a turkey. I don’t know why he does it but he finds it hilarious. I never know whether to be embarrassed or turned on when he does it……

Rough Love - Can’t look at turkeys the same anymore

Embarrassed.

I wasn’t pissed the cop arrested me, I was pissed that the drug dog sniffed out a roach in 30 seconds that I’d been trying to find for 3 months.

I call my mustache the trustache, ‘cause nothing says ‘trust me’, more than this mustache.