Grad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
“They…they called it a Masters in Fine Arts.”
(Source: College Humor)
College Basketball Team Poses with Star Measuring Stick
He played in Europe after graduating, but never adjusted to the different style of play or metric system.
(Source: College Humor)
If College Classes Taught Things Actually Useful For College
Sociology
- Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
- Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
- When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.
Modern Warfare
Ethnic Studies
- “Hold me back bro!” How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren’t holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
- “Yeah? Come at me bro!” Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
- The game Modern Warfare.
- Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren’t returning your texts.
- Being Canadian and why that doesn’t means you’re ethnic, Dwayne.
- Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.
(Source: College Humor)
![The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
Now with 100% more anxious crying in the library!
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The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
Now with 100% more anxious crying in the library!
(Source: College Humor)
More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List
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(Source: College Humor)
Glitter Cup Prank
It’ll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now’s a good time to pop in the “Glitter” DVD featuring Mariah Carey.
(Source: College Humor)
More Accurate Titles for This Semester’s Reading List
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(Source: College Humor)
Communications Department Filled with Kegs
Sometimes you need a little little courage to communicate better.
(Source: College Humor)
20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College
13. Taking all of those stupid electives freshman year -
Freshman year was full of terrible plans. There’s that haphazard attempt at running for class president, the trip you took to see that band that’s no longer cool, and a lifetime membership to the Greater New England Erotic Puzzle Club. But out of all the stupid ideas, wasting all of your electives on your first year of college is the worst. After all, they’re the only reason you had time to do those other dumb things in the first place.
(Source: College Humor)
20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College
8. Wearing That Hat - The only statement you’re making by wearing a newsboy cap around campus is that you have absolutely no idea what looks good on top of your head. That, and you noticed your hairline was receding EXTRA! EXTRA! fast. There isn’t one person, who doesn’t already own a newsboy cap themselves, that will take a gander at your new gear and say, “Now that is one dapper individual.” And if they do, it’s because they’re either making fun of you or one trip to the vintage shop away from making the same mistake you did. Hats are for keeping heads warm and keeping a lid on the occasional bad hair day, not ruining social lives.
(Source: College Humor)
