15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate to Say [Click for full list]

1. So, which bed should we sleep in?
2. You’re a heavy sleeper, right?
3. Damn! This dorm is even smaller than my cell.
4. This is Alfred, my python.
5. I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a…
6. Where should I keep my cross bow?
7. I’m an only child.
8. Man, this closet is definitely big enough to fit a body. [Keep Reading]

#LOL #college #lists #uh oh #roommates #collegehumor

Permalink January 7, 2013 478 Notes | Comments

“In my new accommodation I am sharing a house with 5 other people. I just found out 2 of them dated for most of the year before breaking up right at the end, they had no idea they where in the same house till they arrived.”

Rough Love: Uh Oh

#LOL #rough love #uPick #uh oh #roommates #dating #relationships #submission #awkward

Permalink September 22, 2012 84 Notes | Comments

Kid Aims Gun at Face While JFK Speaks

The secret service is so secret, it’s like it’s not even there.

(Source: TIME)

#LOL #guns #JFK #LIFE #uh oh #shooting #bullets #speech #president #politics #WTF #kids #history

Permalink September 5, 2012 356 Notes | Comments

Dog Left on Roof of Car

Welcome to Romney’s America.

(Source: wastetheday)

#LOL #cars #driving #dogs #animals #pets #uh oh #dangerous

Permalink September 4, 2012 287 Notes | Comments

Air Ballon Upside-Down

Oh my God, he’s going to float right into the ground.

(Source: reddit.com)

#LOL #WTF #air balloon #upside down #fail #uh oh #accident

Permalink September 3, 2012 832 Notes | Comments

So…are the burgers ready yet or….

(Source: reddit.com)

#LOL #fire #uh oh #grills #swimming pools #WTF #water #swimming

Permalink August 28, 2012 462 Notes | Comments

13 Pictures of Animals Getting Stuck [Click to continue viewing]

Was it food, curiosity, or something more ineffable that led these animals into positions with no escape. Until the person taking the picture set them free. Pictures like these really make you appreciate opposable thumbs. Good job primates!