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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus
I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.
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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus

I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.

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(Source: College Humor)

Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check
Barbershops say the darndest things.

Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check

Barbershops say the darndest things.

The Most Photogenic Dog in the World
A face only a blind owner could love. 

The Most Photogenic Dog in the World

A face only a blind owner could love. 

(Source: nickholmes)

Deep Sea Fish is Actually The Gromble From Ahh! Real Monsters
~*Only Cretaceous Period kids will remember this*~

Deep Sea Fish is Actually The Gromble From Ahh! Real Monsters

~*Only Cretaceous Period kids will remember this*~

Worst Hand Model Ever 
Could be worse: you could be this woman.

Worst Hand Model Ever

Could be worse: you could be this woman.

(Source: reddit.com)

Ugg Crocs
The most hated shoe in the world.

Ugg Crocs

The most hated shoe in the world.

(Source: College Humor)

Tattoo of Eyes on Woman’s Ass
Wait, where’s the mouth?  

Tattoo of Eyes on Woman’s Ass

Wait, where’s the mouth?  

(Source: College Humor)

15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute
It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. Yes they are.

15 Baby Animals That Are Definitely Not Cute

It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. Yes they are.

(Source: College Humor)


Head Tattoo of Unicorn and Dolphin


"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"
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"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"

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(Source: College Humor)


Fat and Ugly Gym Ad


That’s a small price to pay to transform from an unhealthy person with low self-esteem to a healthy person with low self-esteem.

That’s a small price to pay to transform from an unhealthy person with low self-esteem to a healthy person with low self-esteem.

(Source: College Humor)

Ugly Sweater Camouflages Man In Plain Sight
An elderly man sat on his lap for 2 hours to read the paper.

Ugly Sweater Camouflages Man In Plain Sight

An elderly man sat on his lap for 2 hours to read the paper.

(Source: College Humor)