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…been perfecting those kegel exercises for months.

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Stouffer’s must have started using REAL peppers.

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NO ONE SAID THERE‘D BE A BUMP!

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Because when you think “vegetarian” you think “veal.”

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He’s not dead; he just went to Soon.

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That sounds unpleasant.

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What is that worth now after inflation?

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I heard these were really popular in the ’70s.

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And in this drawing he certainly looks like the best cock ever.

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