The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts [Click for all]

There’s weird, and there’s Tumblr weird.

How to Tweet Like an NBA Player [Click for more]

If you can’t play like them, you can at least tweet like them.

No Offense, But…

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. We promise you they get worse. 

Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites [Click for all]

Twitter — Tweet Timeout

This would almost make Twitter bearable. 

Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites [Click for more]

Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

Just a suggestion Tumblr. Please don’t hurt us. 

Super Bowl Commercial Hashtags: Where Are They Now?

During the Super Bowl this past February, nearly every major commercial featured a prominent, unique hashtag to help “engage social media consumers” and “build virtual brand impressions” and all the other important things that normal humans who speak in normal ways say. As an avid Twittist myself, I know we all instantly rushed to Twitter to use these unique hashtags CONSTANTLY right after seeing the ads, but what happens to these hashtags months after the multi-million dollar Super Bowl commercials have aired? Uncover the full story here.

37 Reasons Teens on the Internet Are Absolutely the Worst

Teenagers are seriously the worst. I mean, just terrible. It’s okay, everyone has to go through their blunder years. But seriously you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your country. Here’s 38 reasons why.

Twidiots: The Boston Bombers Were from Where?! [Click for more]

Beliebers Haven’t Heard of Anne Frank 

How does Selena Gomez feel about this?

Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? [Click for full graph]

Sharing is caring but spamming is damning. 

Ringo Starr is Just Hanging Out With His Little Friend

He got high with a little help from that friend, apparently.

Twidiots: #NowThatcherIsDead or #NowThatCHERisDead? [Click for more]

“If I Could Turn Back Time” I would learn how to read.

Here’s all those YouTube videos you meant to search:

A Pug Patiently Awaits What Comes Next - See what happens when it’s pug vs. pug-in-a-box

How Animals Eat Their Food - Taught to you by the masters: humans. Top of the god damn food chain.

Crazy Guy Interview in Toronto- If you can follow his train of thought then you should seek help now!

THE DadBoner Reveals His Identity - The story behind the boner that is @dadboner

Tactless Morons Still Criticizing Ebert’s Video Game Comments [Click for more]

Twidiots: April Fools’, You Fools [Click for more foolery]

The joke’s on you.