Internet Services for Dead People [Click for more]

Valuable social media apps for the recently dead.

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

Ima let you finish, just get my damn name right.

Game of Cones

I wonder if they have the Lannisters’ favorite flavors, Betrayal, Incest, and Cookie Dough?

(Source: mobile.twitter.com)

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]

“I thought they were the fake-moon-landing guys!”

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]

This wiretapping stuff is far out, man. 

You Suck Because I Have More Followers Than You [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Twidiots: I Look JUST Like A Celebrity, Right?! [Click for more]

Stars: they’re just like us. But… not all the time. It’s an important distinction.

“Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?” “What? No, we dated for a summer. Wait, back up - what the fuck, Steve?”

(Source: twitter.com)

We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.

We told readers to send in topics for papers they had to write, and we’d write the papers for them in an hour (ish). So here’s what we came up with, in all their guaranteed-A-getting glory! 

Here’s the prompt for the 2nd paper which was also just finished.

Twidiots: Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot [Click for more]

You’re irony is humurous. 

Twidiots: “Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?” No, You Do Not.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Ah, racial sensitivity. This country’s come a long way with it, but it still has a ways to go. Our friends on Twitter might be a good place to start. 

Also see: Is it just me, or do I look like Britney Spears? (No)

The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts

There’s nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here’s a few of our favorites.

All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

These tweets are a couple steps away from taking away lunch money.  

(Source: youtube.com)

The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts [Click for all]

There’s weird, and there’s Tumblr weird.