“Back in high school, I was dating this girl named Alyssa. Alyssa had an identical twin named Abby, and when I say identical I mean like they looked exactly alike. One night at a party, I was drunk and mistook Abby for Alyssa. The next day Alyssa called me for lunch, at lunch she asked me why i had sex with her sister, i tried to explain that I was drunk and thought it was her. After she screamed at me for awhile, she told me we were through and then proceeded to call me a pig. As she was walking out I told her Abby could have said something at any given time and didn’t. Next thing I know Alyssa has a pocket knife in her hand and stabs me in the side.”

“I hooked up with my lab partners twin sister and he walked in on us. It took me a good 30 seconds to realize he was there. We have to work together every day.”