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In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.

Finish reading:These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Twidiots: These People Are Pissed at Their Cleaning Ladies [Click for more]

 In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

More Twidiots: Miley Cyrus’ New Video Made These People Sob

These People Think Ariel Castro Was Fidel Castro [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Wait, New Mexico Is a State?! [Click for more, but why]

50 states, kids. That’s what we got. It’s pretty basic knowledge. And if you’re living in this country and above the age of, say - to be generous - 10, you really should know that. Sure, the “Mexico” part might be a teensy bit confusing, but come on now. Be proud to be an Amurrican.

Twidiots: What Animal Does Ham Come From? [Click for more idiocy]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Twidiots: Tell Me More About This Language You Call “Mexican”

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.

Twidiots: Royal Baby = ILLUMINATI [Click for more conspiracies]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Yo, Twitter, Should I See a Doctor? #CarrotPoo

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Look, we all know health care costs are rising, but do you really want to put your life in the hands of people who don’t even know that Egypt is in Africa?

Twidiots: Um… Since When Is Egypt in Africa? [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

I Haven’t Read a Book Since… [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Oh, So White People Can’t Say the N Word Now?! [Click for more]

It’s 2013, people. Get with it. And stop eating so much butter. 

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]
"And so’s his daughter Cadence!"

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

"And so’s his daughter Cadence!"

Twidiots: KAYNE West Is an Idiot [Click for more]

Ima let you finish, just get my damn name right.

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]
"I thought they were the fake-moon-landing guys!"

Twidiots: Wait, NASA Is Tapping My Phone?! [Click for more]

"I thought they were the fake-moon-landing guys!"