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11 Cats Riding Roombas (Also 1 Turtle)

These cats are actually asserting their dominance over the roombas, and reminding them that no matter how efficient they are, these robots will still vacuum up their pukey hairballs like little bitches.

Turtle Rubber Banded to a Mini Skateboard [Click to animate]
Turtle Power, Rocket Power, same thing.

Turtle Rubber Banded to a Mini Skateboard [Click to animate]

Turtle Power, Rocket Power, same thing.

(Source: reddit.com)

Goat Riding a Turtle
We ride together, we die together.

Goat Riding a Turtle

We ride together, we die together.

(Source: reddit.com)

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World
Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

The Super Mario Games Are Spilling into the Real World

Quick, somebody jump on top of that turtle!

Our turtle friend is obviously looking for the 8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style.
He’s tired of using his only move: Turtle Style 

Our turtle friend is obviously looking for the 8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style.

He’s tired of using his only move: Turtle Style 

(Source: youtube.com)

Animals Give You Tough Love

No pain, no cuddling.

(Source: youtube.com)

Turtle Wave
It’s nice to get out of your shell once in a while.

Turtle Wave

It’s nice to get out of your shell once in a while.

(Source: b3ta.com)

The 12 Days of Internet Christmas [Click to read full article]

Turtles High-Fiving
Turtle Power!

Turtles High-Fiving

Turtle Power!

(Source: reddit.com)

Turtle Bullies Dog
This a real issue, with real consequences. Like the dog pooping on the carpet.

Turtle Bullies Dog

This a real issue, with real consequences. Like the dog pooping on the carpet.

(Source: gifs.tastefullyoffensive.com)

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water
Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

Turtle Pushes Other Turtle into Water

Looks like Leonardo and Donatello have some unresolved issues.

Surprised Turtle Caught Off Guard
Mmm, girl, dat shell.

Surprised Turtle Caught Off Guard

Mmm, girl, dat shell.

(Source: reddit.com)

"Mario Kart"

Here we go.

(Source: youtube.com)

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman
I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman

I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hardcore Turtle Just Wants Lettuce

So stay the F*CK OUTTA HIS WAY.

(Source: youtube.com)