8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

I’m a Bird, Motha’ F****

As convincing as the song is… Are we sure this is a bird?

(Source: youtube.com)

Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle

Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

(Source: reddit.com)

Woman Reports Upside Down Turtle

An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.

Dog Scared of Tortoise

This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

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You belong to the sea now, pigeon.

(Source: College Humor)

David Attenborough Narrating Turtle Sex Video

Now he can retire knowing he’s made a difference.

Turtle Climbs on Dog Pile

No one here but us dogs.

(Source: College Humor)

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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(Source: College Humor)

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Turtle has Tomato Problems

Talk about a greenish/brown whine

(Source: College Humor)

Sea Turtle High Five

Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.

(Source: College Humor)

Hero Turtle Rescues Upside-Down Turtle

And then a herooooo comes along, with the strengthhhhhh to carry on

(Source: College Humor)