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Click to see more: 7 Tortoises Reacting to Criticism

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Turtle Rubber Banded to a Mini Skateboard [Click to animate]
Turtle Power, Rocket Power, same thing.

Turtle Rubber Banded to a Mini Skateboard [Click to animate]

Turtle Power, Rocket Power, same thing.

(Source: reddit.com)

"Epic" Turtle Jump [Click to watch]
He’s falling…with style.

"Epic" Turtle Jump [Click to watch]

He’s falling…with style.

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

I’m a Bird, Motha’ F****

As convincing as the song is… Are we sure this is a bird?

(Source: youtube.com)

Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle
Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

Tortoise Is Ready for Apocalyptic Battle

Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.

(Source: reddit.com)

Woman Reports Upside Down Turtle
An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.

Woman Reports Upside Down Turtle

An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.

Dog Scared of Tortoise
This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

Dog Scared of Tortoise

This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.

(Source: 4gifs)

You belong to the sea now, pigeon.

You belong to the sea now, pigeon.

(Source: College Humor)

David Attenborough Narrating Turtle Sex Video

Now he can retire knowing he’s made a difference.

Turtle Climbs on Dog Pile
No one here but us dogs.

Turtle Climbs on Dog Pile

No one here but us dogs.

(Source: College Humor)


Tortoise on Spinning Record

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.
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He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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TMNT Party Van in Real Life


That thing is probably full of old pizza boxes.

That thing is probably full of old pizza boxes.

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Turtle has Tomato Problems

Talk about a greenish/brown whine

(Source: College Humor)

Sea Turtle High Five

Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.

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