“My boyfriend does this thing where he tickles my lady bits and makes gobble noises like a turkey. I don’t know why he does it but he finds it hilarious. I never know whether to be embarrassed or turned on when he does it……”
Rough Love - Can’t look at turkeys the same anymore
You’d have to be straight-up tryptophaning to mess with him.
"I’m sorry sir, but you’re drunk and need to go home."
For those of you who don’t speak Turkish, he’s saying “I’m doing a racist impression.”
"I’m sorry, sir, but you’re drunk and need to go home."