“My boyfriend does this thing where he tickles my lady bits and makes gobble noises like a turkey. I don’t know why he does it but he finds it hilarious. I never know whether to be embarrassed or turned on when he does it……”
Rough Love - Can’t look at turkeys the same anymore
You’d have to be straight-up tryptophaning to mess with him.
He knows what you did last November.
"I’m sorry sir, but you’re drunk and need to go home."
For those of you who don’t speak Turkish, he’s saying “I’m doing a racist impression.”
This way, the turkeys can die aroused.
"I’m sorry, sir, but you’re drunk and need to go home."