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Spock Turkey
Give thanks for not getting laid.

Spock Turkey

Give thanks for not getting laid.

The Hipster Writer Hand Turkey
When the hipster movement reaches the Turkey farms, we’ll all end up eating Tofurkey and the birds will all dress like this.

The Hipster Writer Hand Turkey

When the hipster movement reaches the Turkey farms, we’ll all end up eating Tofurkey and the birds will all dress like this.

This is my way of spending Thanksgiving with the family

This is my way of spending Thanksgiving with the family

Pregnant Turkey Prank

Later they convinced her that all the eggs in the fridge were pregnant.

Thanksgiving Recipes for the Whole Family [Click to continue reading]

Thanksgiving Recipes for the Whole Family [Click to continue reading]

Thanksgiving Dinner Dos and Don’ts

The Birthday Boys know how to handle the holidays.

Hey Co-Workers in Elevators, Uncles, Aunts, Morning Show Hosts, and other Boring People Who Insist on Talking to Strangers, stop saying, “Turkey Day” instead of “Thanksgiving.” It’s not funny, clever, cute, original, or any other thing that you must have gotten confused and thought it was. It’s not even easier to say. They’re both 3 syllables. So, really, what are you doing? Just say, “Thanksgiving.” Everyone will thank you for it.

12 People and Animals Who Aren’t Excited to Eat Turkey [Click for full gallery]
It’s almost Thanksgiving, but not everyone is all that excited. For these 12 people, it seems the tryptamine overdose is a little too much to handle. Hopefully they’re bad ‘tudes will lighten up with some of that delicious looking apple pie.

12 People and Animals Who Aren’t Excited to Eat Turkey [Click for full gallery]

It’s almost Thanksgiving, but not everyone is all that excited. For these 12 people, it seems the tryptamine overdose is a little too much to handle. Hopefully they’re bad ‘tudes will lighten up with some of that delicious looking apple pie.

The 15 Best and Worst Things About Fall [Click to continue reading]

The 15 Best and Worst Things About Fall [Click to continue reading]

Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]
You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]

You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

The Thanksgiving Anthem

Thanksgiving Thursday, Thursday, gotta chow down on Thanksgiving Thursday. The new Rebecca Black is here.

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These Things Aren’t As Gross As They Look
Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)

These Things Aren’t As Gross As They Look

Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)

Turkey with Cum Sandwich
It’s either that or jerk chicken.

Turkey with Cum Sandwich

It’s either that or jerk chicken.

(Source: College Humor)

Godzilla the Turkey Hates Lady

Personal fowl: unnecessary roughness.

(Source: College Humor)


Super Sandwich Stadium Super Bowl Platter


Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.

Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.

(Source: College Humor)