Give thanks for not getting laid.
When the hipster movement reaches the Turkey farms, we’ll all end up eating Tofurkey and the birds will all dress like this.
Later they convinced her that all the eggs in the fridge were pregnant.
Thanksgiving Recipes for the Whole Family [Click to continue reading]
The Birthday Boys know how to handle the holidays.
“Hey Co-Workers in Elevators, Uncles, Aunts, Morning Show Hosts, and other Boring People Who Insist on Talking to Strangers, stop saying, “Turkey Day” instead of “Thanksgiving.” It’s not funny, clever, cute, original, or any other thing that you must have gotten confused and thought it was. It’s not even easier to say. They’re both 3 syllables. So, really, what are you doing? Just say, “Thanksgiving.” Everyone will thank you for it.”
12 People and Animals Who Aren’t Excited to Eat Turkey [Click for full gallery]
It’s almost Thanksgiving, but not everyone is all that excited. For these 12 people, it seems the tryptamine overdose is a little too much to handle. Hopefully they’re bad ‘tudes will lighten up with some of that delicious looking apple pie.
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Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]
You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:
Thanksgiving Thursday, Thursday, gotta chow down on Thanksgiving Thursday. The new Rebecca Black is here.
Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We’re all just having a good time, right?)
Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.
(Source: College Humor)