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You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   
Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

You’re blog is like the PS Vita. It’s not bad, it’s just no one gives a shit.  Most people treat your blog like your mom finding a diary that you’re bad at hiding.  They’ll open it, realize what they’re reading, and then quickly put it away. While you were abroad, you had adventures that needed to be shared with everyone, but you made the mistake of putting it in writing.  If you wanted people to read about your time overseas you should have written your blog in memes.  No one’s passing up a cat saying, “I can gets top of the Eifel Tower?”   

Finish reading 6 Rules for Reentering Society After a Semester Abroad

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4 Modern Holiday Stories

Holiday classics, updated for today.

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The Sentencing of Loki

Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To Likes

We’re all obsessed with Facebook likes, but what if it went too far?

Love means never having to wear a fancy bra.

3 MORE differences between 1st Date vs. 21st 

6 Ways to Break Up with Someone That Are Even Worse Than Texting »

Finish reading:Warning: These TV Shows May Be Hazardous to Your Health

Find out the LAST Way to Break Up with Someone That’s Even Worse Than Texting [Click to finish this fucking terrible relationship]

How the Internet Ecosystem Works [Click to see stage 3 and 4]

It’s the circle of non-IRL 

IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]
Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.- George M. 
My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.- Annie M. 
If your grandma or grandpa is the cutest, dumbest person you know then submit your idiotech stories to our inbox. 

IdioTech: Grandpa Put the Electronic Teapot on the Stove [Click for full post]

Today, my grandpa put our electronic teapot on the stove to make coffee….. the battery melted and it still smells awful.
- George M. 

My Grandma thought her cell phone was broken because she couldn’t hear the dial tone.
- Annie M. 

If your grandma or grandpa is the cutest, dumbest person you know then submit your idiotech stories to our inbox

(Source: College Humor)

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.
I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.- Allen H

Rough Love: Thanks For the Threesome, Cosmo

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story straight to our Tumblr inbox.

I usually despise the women’s magazines my girlfriend reads, with the lame tips about men and personal surveys — they never lead to anything worthwhile. However, I just received this text message from her: “I just took a sex quiz- and apparently I need to spice it up. If we have that 3some I get 5 points!” I suddenly have a change of heart and I am considering getting her a permanent, lifetime subscription to Cosmo, Glamour, Women’s Health, and any others I can come across.
- Allen H


Out today! The stars of It’s Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, and Friday Night Lights team up for Coffee Town, CollegeHumor’s first original movie. Watch the trailer and rent it on iTunes now!

Out today! The stars of It’s Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, and Friday Night Lights team up for Coffee Town, CollegeHumor’s first original movie. Watch the trailer and rent it on iTunes now!

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Josh Groban joins the stars of It’s Always Sunny and Parks & Rec for the hilarious R-rated comedy Coffee Town. Out today! 
Watch the trailer and get it on demand everywhere. Rent it on iTunes now!

Josh Groban joins the stars of It’s Always Sunny and Parks & Rec for the hilarious R-rated comedy Coffee Town. Out today! 

Watch the trailer and get it on demand everywhere. Rent it on iTunes now!

(Source: itunes.apple.com)

IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]
My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.- A Ali 
I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.- Kalinka B
Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.- Max M 

IdioTech: It’s Hotmail, Not Hot Male [Click for full post]

My mother asked me what website she need to go to create a new email address. I told her to type in hotmail.com in the address bar. She typed in hotmale.com and got an embarassing result.
- A Ali 

I got a phone call from my mom asking if I wanted her to get me an iTunes because apparently now it has the Beatles on it.
- Kalinka B

Text from my mom: “Dad says he will cum in 20 min”. Thanks for the mental image, Mom.
- Max M 

(Source: College Humor)