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Why Mutts Are Better Than Purebreds, Explained in 4 Minutes.

Okay, I get it. You love your purebred bulldog! Who could resist that loose skin, those stubby legs, and that adorable underbite? Well, I hate to break it to you, but that lovable little freak — along with almost every other breed of dog — was created by Victorian eugenicists less than one hundred years ago. What’s more, the breeds they created are now getting so inbred that most of them are sicker than … well, dogs! Check it out: Adam breaks down the awful truth for you in the newest episode of Adam Ruins Everything.

For more information, watch the BBC documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, or check out the following sources:

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This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.
It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)
Finish reading The 7 People Who Post CONSTANTLY On Facebook

This Opposite-Of-A-Sheep (Wolf? Some weird, inside-out sheep? Sheep Wario?) just sees through all the BULLSHIT, y’know? He knows everything’s BULLSHIT, and everyone’s BOUGHT AND PAID FOR and it’s all ONE BIG CIRCLEJERK and even that circlejerk is a buncha BULLSHIT.

It’s his personal duty to inform the rest of us dumbass pawns Re: ALL THE BULLSHIT by constantly sharing links to websites with the word “Truth” or “Mind” in them, usually between hyphens and shit (Popular Examples may include: TheTRUTH-Fairy.org, OPEN-your-MIND-by-clicking-this-THING.info, and TRUTH-MIND-TRUTHMINDtruthy-TRUTHTRUTH.com)

Finish reading The 7 People Who Post CONSTANTLY On Facebook

The Truth About Hookups

Could it be love at first swipe?

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4 Rules to Make Star Wars Great Again: This is So, So True

A long, long time from now, you better listen, JJ.

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This One Guy On Facebook Just GETS IT, You Know??

Man, you THINK you understand the world but none of you dummies really GET IT quite like that one Facebook friend of yours who CONSTANTLY posts links to REAL TRUE ARTICLES about what’s REALLY GOING ON in the world.

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more]
You won’t believe any of it!

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more]

You won’t believe any of it!

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more true facts]
DID YOU KNOW all bears are afraid of you constantly? 

14 CRAZY TRUE Facts I Think I Overheard Once [Click for more true facts]

DID YOU KNOW all bears are afraid of you constantly? 

The Truth About Lasagna
Though not as good with ice cream.

The Truth About Lasagna

Though not as good with ice cream.

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Everything is Hard and Boring
Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

Everything is Hard and Boring

Ah, the majesty of young minds. 

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What Happens Every Time You Turn the Light Off at the Bottom of the Stairs
The Boogeyman would make a great training coach.

What Happens Every Time You Turn the Light Off at the Bottom of the Stairs

The Boogeyman would make a great training coach.

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The Brutal Truth

Dates are boring, people are boring, no one can truly know anyone else, everything we do is an endless journey to mash our genitals into as many things as possible before the sweet release of death. Also OkCupid is lame.

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Best Pictures of the Week [Click for the winners]
Discover some more terrifying truths that only the Internet can reveal.

Best Pictures of the Week [Click for the winners]

Discover some more terrifying truths that only the Internet can reveal.

The Truth About Mario 64 [Click to continue reading]

The Truth About Mario 64 [Click to continue reading]

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Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter
"Also, everyone you love will one day die." - Taco Bell

Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter

"Also, everyone you love will one day die." - Taco Bell

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