What Happens Every Time You Turn the Light Off at the Bottom of the Stairs
The Boogeyman would make a great training coach.
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Dates are boring, people are boring, no one can truly know anyone else, everything we do is an endless journey to mash our genitals into as many things as possible before the sweet release of death. Also OkCupid is lame.
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Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter
“Also, everyone you love will one day die.” - Taco Bell
(Source: College Humor)
I’d say it was over, but now someone needs to make a “Reacting to Memes Ending” one.
(Source: College Humor)
Honest Car Mirror
Just don’t look at yourself in the mirror. You’re a winner.
(Source: College Humor)
Getting back from the pizza place and discovering your Chicken Parmesan hero is really an Eggplant Parmesan hero is like lifting the veil and finding out that your beautiful, feminine bride is actually an eggplant disguising herself in incredibly delicious cheese.
(Source: alexwatt)
Ya know that waist-level bargain bin of neither new nor classic DVDs at Walgreens? That’s what Netflix Instant is.

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