“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”

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Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter

I remember my first RazorSchwinn.

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Goat Goes for a Ride in Wheelbarrow [Click to animate]

Everyone knows this is a goat’s main method of transportation.

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Loading Bus

Ugh, it’s stuck at 25%

Pop Culture Transportation Chart

The stairway is by far the worst mode of transportation available. Take the Midnight Train to heaven why don’t you?

This Guy’s Head Looks Funny

For one thing, he has no mouth.

(Source: College Humor)

5,000 Ducks Block Roads in China

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. Oh wait, wrong bird.

10 Queensland Rail Train Etiquette Posters 

Queensland Rail has launched a campaign to encourage people to behave with courtesy and respect. The campaign has captured people’s imaginations, but probably not the way Queensland rail originally wanted. Some people have been modifying the original posters to attack more serious train problems like public drunkenness and loud people. Others have given the characters in the posters strange back stories. Here’s 10 of the earliest ones to emerge. This tool lets you make your own.

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Nature Scooter

He used his Razor Scooter to chop down the tree.

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Politician Wheel Boobs

Quit staring at her bus-t.

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Cow Tied to Bike Rack

Great, someone stole the wheels off my cow again.

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iPhone Airplane Modes for Other Vehicles [click for more modes that need to exist]

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