Where you think you’re going, infant?
Enough, let’s go inside already.
Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place.
Ah, right, right. That’s what I meant. What would I do without you, Google?
(Because cramming all 25 in one image would have made it really fucking hard to read)
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Alright, glue, I know you’re excited, but you’ve got to hold it together.
(Source: College Humor)