The Cinco de Mayo Spanish Test 

Cerveza, por favor! Proceed to the next section.

Google Translated: Call Me Maybe

Where you think you’re going, infant?

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LABIA THEATER IN SOUTH AFRICA

Enough, let’s go inside already.

Poorly Translated Chinese Tourism Sign

Fortunately, I only needed to urinate in a non-superstitious way in one place.

Non-Spanish Speaker Creates Horrible Spanish Translation

Okayo.

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Google Suggests “Jacked Off” instead of “Hacked Off”

Ah, right, right. That’s what I meant. What would I do without you, Google?

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The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean [Click to continue reading]

Internet Hole

Not a perfect translation, but I like it.

(Source: College Humor)

Turkey with Cum Sandwich

It’s either that or jerk chicken.

(Source: College Humor)

Chopstick Container Proclaims “I Love Pussy”

Hello Kitty’s troubled sister.

(Source: College Humor)

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25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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