My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]

To The Girl on the Train I Kept Trying to Smell

Well, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. But the thing is this. I am in the market for a new perfume. I thought you had on a perfume that I liked. It turns out you didn’t. The scent I liked belonged to the man sitting in front of you. I’ll deal with my issues of wanting to wear a men’s cologne at another time and place. This is about the fact that I was wafting you for the entire trip from New York to Washington, DC. Wafting is an oft-unnoticed activity, but intimate nonetheless, and I feel the need to tell you that I did it. I wafted you, girl. I wafted you good. I was ultimately disappointed in the results, but hey. We gave it a go. We tried. Hope you had a nice trip. Me? Well. I’m still looking for my perfume partner in the sun. Smell you around? Continue

‘The Ghan’ Australian Train Remix (by Pogo)

All aboard this sweet-ass groove.

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CollegeHumor presents the 1st ever INTERNET OSCARS! [Click to see the winners]

“Dumb Ways To Die” also took home the award for Most Adorable Everything.

Guy Asleep on Train with Stuffed Charmander

Got catch all the ZzZ’s.

The Romney Song Man Is Back

I guess the Cain Train’s been discontinued :(

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“Dancing Off Italian Trains is Dangerous”

I die happy knowing a leave a groovy corpse.

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Train Does Loop

All aboard the roller coaster express.

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Subway Car Has Meat Counter

Subway: eat fresh.

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Excited Train Guy

Please let “Crazy Foamer” be a train, please let “Crazy Foamer” be a train.

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Man Gets Hit by Train

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10 Queensland Rail Train Etiquette Posters 

Queensland Rail has launched a campaign to encourage people to behave with courtesy and respect. The campaign has captured people’s imaginations, but probably not the way Queensland rail originally wanted. Some people have been modifying the original posters to attack more serious train problems like public drunkenness and loud people. Others have given the characters in the posters strange back stories. Here’s 10 of the earliest ones to emerge. This tool lets you make your own.

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10 Internet Drinking Games [Click to continue reading]

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Maybe building our house on the tracks wasn’t a great idea.

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Star Wars Characters Riding Tiny Train

A long time ago in an ol’ minin’ town far, far away….

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Philharmonic Flash Mob Gives People the Best Commute Ever

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