The Best Way to Get Past Traffic

Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.

This is What a Penguin Intersection Looks Like

They’re so polite until they’re not.

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“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”

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News Reporter Did Not Wear the Right Green Screen Dress [Click to animate]

Looks like traffic is a bit conCHESTed today.

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Bicycle Christmas Tree Ornament

Their tree-decorating is really getting in gear.

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Justin Bieber Stops Traffic To Confront Paparazzi

Good luck trying to figure out who the jerk in this one is

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Woman Thinks Deer Crossing Signs Need to be Moved

Oh, that stupid government.

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Woman Ties Sex Doll to Tree to Slow Down Traffic

With age comes wisdom.

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Thousands of Ducks on a Walk

Rush hour in China is weird.

(Source: College Humor)

Traffic Light on Fire

This issue wasn’t covered in driver’s ed.

(Source: College Humor)

Gandalf on a Skateboard Pisses Off Traffic

“Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.”

(Source: College Humor)

Booty Poppin’ in the Street

Revenge is best served as a fly dish.

(Source: College Humor)

Best Road Sign Fails - Photogallery

A whole gallery of road signs gone wrong.

(Source: College Humor)

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